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I feel the need to write this down so...I am. It's not too often that I go out on my porch to smoke a cigarette, but I do. My neighbors and the part of me that is in touch with reality will want to point out that these occasions are more often than previously stated. With that said, the point is that every single time; and I mean every time I go out to smoke, the fire truck comes tearing around the corner and past my building. This is clearly a sign. The question is which sign; that I'm paranoid and grossly self-centered? Or that I need to give up that habit all together? All of the above?